King of My World

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

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obama-stolemy-vcr:

brydeswhale:

alicatchrist:

mama-green:

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

It could also be smoking because of peer pressure.

NO YOU STOP THAT RN

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take-on-meme:

sphereshots:

selfsoulfriend:

I’M HORTONS?

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lotrlocked:

antiblackness:

antiblackness:

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

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skinoutqueen:

softblackboy:

skinoutqueen:

skinoutqueen:

Everybody being held accountable for their shit in 2018.

No more victimizing yourself when you’re in the wrong and you know it, no more blaming people especially your parents for the way you continue to be/act when you’re a grown ass adult with the ability to change it, none of that bullshit. Hurry up and grow up times wasting.

or blaming astrology

Ouuu thank you, I’m tired of that shit too “I’m w water sign that’s why I’m like this lmaooo” nahhh you’re trash that’s why you’re like this

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